Friday, January 11, 2008

2nd Driving Test

Fail again lor. 2nd time liao. abit sian abt it. but shan't Rant abt it. just leave it in God's hand.

After Driving, I went back to school to hand in my Gems (Techniques for Creativity)'s Assignment (scampe r). At Ang Mo Kio MRT, i met AGK otherwise known as Ang Ghee Koon. He was my ITE classmate. He changed alot. xchanged phone numbers and got to know that he is opening a PET shop in Ang Mo Kio. interesting eh?"

Then went to meet my distant cousin Kong Seng, I wanted to watch Body 19, the Thai Horror Flick, but he too chicken to watch. then went to eat at Nippon Mura () @ The cathay's Basement. 99cents for all Sushi. The Sushi kinda make me less emo. then went home.

let me attach my scampe r assignment for your reading pleasure. *ty shaz for editing.*
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S - Substitution: Hero is a ghost, name Xiao Bai

C - Combination: Combine a human girl with special eyes to see ghost to be the damsel in distress, named Elizabeth

A - Adaptation: To adapt the conventional plot of the hero to embarks dangerous missions to unconventional plot of hero blackmailed by a Taoist priest.

M- Magnify/Minimize: Ghost with 2 other ghostly Brothers, Handsome and cute Vampire, Selfish Taoist Priest who allies with an Unholy Pastor and a Crazy Buddhist monk and an eccentric Indian bomoh
P - Put to other use: fairy god mother, Angel of Light.

E - Eliminate: all the logic of traditional ghost stories of haunted castles.

Rearrange: Rescued by heroic ghost on behalf of the Taoist Priest.

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Haunted Castle
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On one hot summer in the southern province of China, there stood a huge castle which was haunted by 3 ghosts. The ghosts who are brothers were named Da Ming, Zhong Yang and Xiao Bai. While they were alive, they lived in this very castle which was their possession.

One day Princess Elizabeth who hails from England came to China and sought a place to stay. She came across the castle and fell in love with the ancient beauty of the Chinese Castle. Thus, she decided make the castle her home. At first, the ghosts were intrigued and were also very confident of scaring Elizabeth away. As the leader, Da Ming decided to use his favorite tactic, poltergeist to scare Elizabeth. However, the third and youngest of the three ghosts, Xiao Bai realised that Elizabeth was a very nice person. It was love at first sight for Xiao Bai, hence he decided to leave her alone and stay in the graveyard.

After Xiao Bai left, Da Ming and Zhong Yang tried in vain to scare Elizabeth away. The two brothers decided to seek help from their good friend, Vinny the vampire who lives in the nearby graveyard to scare the princess away. The vampire was tall, dark and handsome and was well loved by the people in the town folks because not only he did not harm them; he instead helped them to farm tomatoes too. Vinny was a vampire who believed in drinking tomato juice rather than sucking human blood.

Vinny agreed to help Da Ming and Zhong Yang scare Elizabeth on the condition that they do not harm her. Da Ming and Zhong Yang agreed. Meanwhile, Elizabeth made many changes in the castle such as changing the furniture, adding more western touches to the castle and these annoyed the two elder ghost brothers even more. Elizabeth who was oblivious that the castle was haunted was suddenly aware of the presence of the ghost brothers when she ate a magic pill she found in the cellar; she was gifted with special eyesight which allowed her to see the specters living in the castle.

Elizabeth became very paranoid and was fearful when Da Ming, Zhong Yang and Vinny revealed their presence to her. She quickly enlisted the help of the top exorcist, Master Ma Xiao Long to get rid of the ghosts and the vampire. Master Ma is a fat, plump and a lazy Taoist priest who lied to his gullible customers. Upon knowing that Elizabeth was the Princess of England, he decided to come up with a story to cheat Elizabeth of her wealth.

Master Ma explained to Elizabeth that the castle was inhabited with legions of ghosts and they were unclean spirits which existed since the beginning of the world. Elizabeth, knowing that there were only 3 ghosts and a vampire, decided to seek help from her fairy godmother, Mary Jane. Unknown to her, Mary Jane is actually a spider spirit who disguises as a fairy to accumulate good works to become an immortal in heaven. She gave Elizabeth an apple from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil to eat. After eating the apple, Elizabeth saw through immediately that Master Ma was trying to cheat her and became paranoid to humans as well.

Master Ma formed an alliance with Babu Singh, an Indian bomoh, Father Johnny, a Pastor from America and Zhong Kui, a Buddhist monk fron Shaolin Temple to help exorcist the castle. Da Ming, Zhong Yang, Xiao Bai, together with Vinny the vampire defended their castle furiously with all their might. Vinny bit Zhong Kui and the latter came under his control. Da Ming possessed Father Johnny while Zhong Yang possessed Babu Singh. This left Master Ma to defend himself. After 30 rounds of fight with Xiao Bai, Master Ma decided that he could not win; hence he tried to kidnap Elizabeth and blackmail the King of England. As Master Ma was about to leave the castle with Elizabeth, Xiao Bai threw a brick at Master Ma which hit his head, hence killing him in one blow.

Elizabeth was saved by Xiao Bai. She felt indebted to Xiao Bai, and they fell in love. But human and ghost’s love was never meant to be. Elizabeth prayed to her god earnestly and hoped that their love will last. At last, Elizabeth and Xiao Bai’s love touched the heart of god and god sent an Angel of light to cast a spell on Xiao Bai to turn him in to a frog. Only true love’s kiss will turn him into human again. Elizabeth kissed Xiao Bai, and he became human again and they lived happily ever after.